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Welcome to HP_Hardcore's fourth annual Hardcore Valentines!
Did you see these last year?
ALL NEW Valentines for 2009!
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Having survived another year, HP_Hardcore proudly brings you the 2008 Hardcore Valentines: Final Cut Edition.
All of your favorite heroes and villains return once more with hearts on sleeves and cocks in pockets!
And through our own secret pornographic magic, we have managed to salvage these completely canon-compliant scraps from the cutting room floor.
The Valentines before you are all taken directly from scenes excised from the books for one reason or another (I can't for the life of me guess why).
Behold, the apocryphal smut!
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Just grab the code from beneath the naughty scene of your choice and post it in your own blog,
journal, or webpage, or send it as a comment to that friend, enemy, or potential fuck you've had your eye on all month.
Now get out there and let's see some Hardcore!
(Can't find your preferred pairing?
Check last year's Hardcore Valentines.)
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We hope you enjoyed this year's Valentines and invite you to revisit our past glories with the following links:
Hardcore Valentines 2005
Hardcore Valentines 2006
Hardcore Valentines 2007
Here's a rude icon for your troubles. Now, get fucked, the lot of ya!
Sincerely,
Evelyn Ransom
Nina Pottermemoirs
Mr Slymme,
Les Auteurs de Valentines
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Moderateurs de HP_Hardcore
2008
Special thanks to: Cobby, Midnight, The Wuffle, Mr Slymme's mum again, Dennis the Saviour of Stormwind, Arkadia et Babylon,
Grindelwald, Rebecca Casey, JKR, anyone who read 'Lads' Day Out' and all the members of hp_hardcore.
Screencaps from all over the place.
Design by pottermemoirs and djseverus_snape.
Stories by Evelyn Ransom, Nina Pottermemoirs and Mr Slymme.
These Valentines are meant as fanfiction-related parody. We did not create Harry Potter nor do we own any bits of it.
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